I suppose it is a bit ironic that at the same time I begin a tribute site to the gorgeous werewomen of the world that I would decide to shave my own head. It is quite strange, actually, that underneath my hairy, furry werewolf mask and all my talk of hairy tacos, legs and armpits, that I have a smooth. bald head that shines in the light almost as bright as a full moon on a cold November night. After coming home from a costume party last night without having stuck my cock inside any hairy pussies whatsoever I began to become delirious and, in my mania I grabbed a pair of scissors and started cutting away at the hair on my head while screaming.

I wanted some hairy pussy so bad for Halloween! I went to a costume party in my new werewolf mask, thinking for sure that I would run into the girl with the toy chainsaw I had seen at the costume store. I sat there holding my beer in a chair all alone as all sorts of costumed babes walked right by me and snickered, some saying, "So what are you supposed to be dressed up as?" And I would boredly reply to them, "A werewolf," when it should have been obvious since I had the damn werewolf mask over my head and gripped the bottle of beer with my furry, fake werewolf hands. My hirsute radar didn't go off one time the whole night because all the girls at the party were clean-shaven sheep, each just another member of the razor-wielding herds of women that fill my nightmares and dwell on every single street of this hair-forsaken town.

At one point a girl came up and stood next to me. She was dressed up like a cat, with her pointed little ears atop her sweet head and painted-on whiskers that adorned her precious cheeks. She was a pretty hot babe and for a second I thought maybe I could smell that she had a bush between her legs underneath her black latex catsuit as she made conversation with me. Her and I decided to go to a room upstairs to get to know one another better. I pulled off my pants and stood there stroking my long, thick werewolf cock while I watched her peel off her catsuit. My cock twittered up and down in anticipation of fucking her hairy taco but when she stood there with her pants off I saw that her beaver was as bald as my own head was the day that I was born! I screamed and covered my eyes, unable to bear the sight of her bald, smooth vagina and the horrible slit that ran between her legs as I screamed to her, "You need to cover that thing up with some hair!" and ran out of the door, back down the stairs and outside into the chilly autumn air as I howled at the moon and begged it to bring me a hairy pussy for Halloween!